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    April 05

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    October 15

    How can i get more inqueries

    I have been engaged in this trading job for almost one month. And it becomes clear to me that how can i get more inquiries:
    1.Make website and optimize major search engine so whenever someone want to find about your product or service, they get your website and you get inquiry from them.
    2.Post your company profile in major B2B portal and post your selling lead regularly. If you have budget, you can buy their premium membership so people(buyer) can trust on you.
    3.Find your target b2b portal and post your profile in these portal, for example if you are selling machine, there are a lot of specilazed portal available for machine where you can get people engaged in trading your product. Second find your targeted country with portal, for example, if you find your product mostly use in India, you can work hard on famous Indian domestic portal. Also you can buy Date-CD of buyers and contact them.
    4.E-mail marketing: collecting e-mail address of people engaged in trading your product and often mail them and send your promotional price to them.
    5.Research about where your product are used and try to find out about these people who are using products which you manufacture or trading and directly contact them.
    October 14

    just balance, speed and focus

    below is what an English guy told me:
    "i was still licenced by 'Karate Union of Great Britain'which allows me to open a school and teach. My last school is in Saudi Arabia.And about Karate-Do? Dont need muscle, just balance, speed and focus."
    It makes me thinking about my life and job. For the last 2 years, i have been trying to make a balance between my parents. And after all this suck things, i should make it in my mind that i need to change quickly and to focus on one thing with all my heart. Or i would be a failure.
    October 09

    创造奇迹之巧合奇迹

    08年十大奇迹之一:找到了一位与我同名同姓同年同月出身的女孩,名叫Stacy!!
     
    昨天跟Stacy一起去剪头发了
    贪便宜找了家洗剪吹15块钱的店
    结果效果非常之一般,想想又非常怀念在杭州剪的发型,发誓以后要到那边再剪一回。
    话说这位界牌理发小哥话很能说,手艺真是让人不敢恭维
    提点意见,就表现的老大不乐意,好像侮辱了他的人格一样
    哎,要不是怕他火大把我的刘海变成狗啃式的,真想狂骂他一顿
    不过也许他坚持自己的意见,把我的头发通通横着剪,说不定比现在这样好
    可他偏偏禁不住压力,轻易就改变思路,完了又抱怨连连
    搞得我很不满意,他自己也不满意
    这真是个糟糕的结局!
    恩,发现Stacy滴帅哥老公气质很沉静,耐心百分百,是个不错的人哦!
    姐妹们,大家好努力啦
    October 01

    失眠

    为什么失眠??
    与女人的内分泌失调有关吗?
    那不失眠的时候做什么梦呢?梦里是不是都是灰色。
    如果去算命,还有可能是被鬼缠身?
     
    这个被失眠困扰的好友,除了以上原因外,还有什么是藏在你的内心深处的呢??
    是工作的不如意,被人颐指气使而导致的情绪抑郁和对自己的怀疑
    是恋爱没有突破,长期单身,然后就出现的变态心情
    是两三天的失眠导致心底产生对睡眠的深度怀疑,对自己可能失眠的强烈恐惧
    就像习惯性便秘一样,产生了习惯性失眠
    如果便秘都是那么一件痛苦的事情,失眠恐怕是一件极度恐怖的事情
    不管是对于别人还是对失眠者本人
     
    “我睡不着,我快哭了”
    半夜听来尤其惊心
    快些走出自己的心理阴影,快些摆脱恐惧,快些战胜失眠
    归根到底,这是一场一个人的战斗
     
     
     
     
    September 28

    极其枯燥到爆

    今日课题是:集史上催眠术之大全的机械部件怎么记

    问:

    铝塑复合板材生产线的流程构件分别是什么?

    1)塑料片材挤出机——(2)塑料芯材整平三辊机——(3)高分子膜上下放卷机组——(4-)高分子膜贴膜机——(5)红外线短波加热机组——(6)张力比例控制式(上)送卷机——(7)张力比例控制式(下)送卷机——(8)铝塑板预复合机组——(9)铝塑板复合精压机组——(10)冷风冷却机组——(11)板材整平贴膜机组——(12)自动定尺修边机组——(13)自动定速驱动机组——(14)自动定长锯切机组——(15)粉末集尘系统

     

    1是一棵大树,很多人挤他,一挤就出来一片塑料片

    2是一只鸭子,这里共有三只鸭子,全都是用塑料做的,它们都有一颗芯,但是都被压得很扁,辊一下就正常,过三秒就变扁,所以它们就在水面上辊来辊去。

    3是一只耳朵,这只耳朵长在一个高个身上,他以前划的出身很不好,老被批斗,导致现在很胆小,现在每回出门都用膜把自己从上到下包裹起来,如果你想跟他说话就将他身上的膜放卷掉,扯下的膜都能组成一个大棚。

    4是一面红旗,有人看这个高分子膜这么害怕别人的打击报复,就告诉他,如果你在自己脸上贴上一面红旗,别人就不会欺负你了。

    5是一只钩子,这只钩子的外面用红线包裹了起来,用来钓鱼,地点用短短的波纹画了一片水,这种地方钓不到鱼,就在水下点了把火,使鱼都晕了,就被钩子钓上来了。

    6是一把勺子,这把勺子上面写着张字,是张小泉产的,这个品牌很有力量,勺子做的比例匀称,十分美观,就像一位美女,原来它是用巧克力做的,控制了很久才没有把它直接吃掉,最后送了一卷菠菜吃了,算是尽了勺子的义务。

    7是一把斧头,快吃完时,一斧头劈过去,总算留了半截。

    8是一只滑轮,吕不韦与秦始皇闹矛盾,秦始皇爱玩滑轮,吕不韦就叫别人帮他做了一双,天天在塑料地板上预先练习,后来,他们终于因为共同的运动复合了。

    9是一只猫,吕不韦非常精明,他与秦始皇复合后,欺压其他官员,但是每回都黯然躲过,真是九命猫。

    10是一支网球,一阵强冷风吹过网球拍,立刻变成了冰风暴,将选手的热情彻底冷却了。

    11是一双筷子,由于树木的过度砍伐,想要使用筷子,就从自家床板上削几片板材下来,整平,用红色的膜贴上去,就成了一双筷子,可以夹鸡肉了。

    12是一只手表,手表自动走着,如果你想偶尔出轨一下,它还可以帮你定尺度,事情干完了就提醒你注意着装,修边幅,以免泄露出轨机密。

    13是一个巫婆,她有一把扫把是自动定速的,很多人都想知道扫把是由什么驱动,但是巫婆将这个秘密保守了上千年,就是不告诉你。

    14是一只石狮,这是一只自动化石狮,他在门口自动衡量访客的重要性,来确定他们的到访时长,它非常忠心,如果觉得自己工作不到位,就拿出一把锯子,切腹自杀。

    15是一轮圆月,这轮明月其实就是个吸铁石,它将太空中的粉末灰尘都集中到它那里去,晚上就都散发出来,这就是月光。

    September 27

    无病呻吟的日子

    生活长了一个奇怪的脑子,永远都在以一种意想不到的方式展露它怪异的一面。

    话说我终于毕业了,我憧憬美好的未来,我将用辛勤工作换取幸福生活~~~~~

    砰!!!!!!你妈生病了,快死了,你家没钱,快把工资都拿来吧!

    哦,好吧,我心甘情愿地上交了全部薪水。

    话说我终于接受了亲人面临死亡的痛苦,我憧憬美好的未来,妈妈是可以康复的,我将用辛勤工作换取幸福生活~~~~~~

    砰!!!!!!你姐不干了,要去广州了,你妈没人照顾了,快回家吧!

    哦,好吧,我擦擦眼泪,放弃了第一份工作,卷卷铺盖回家了!

    话说我终于接受了老家粗暴无礼的同事,繁忙到爆的工作方式,我憧憬美好的未来,我可以赚钱回家还债养家,我将用辛勤工作换取幸福生活~~~~~

    砰!!!!!!你爸翻脸了,更年期妇男快把病后的老妈折磨死了,你快想办法吧!

    哦,好吧,我辞掉工作,另外找房子跟老妈住吧!

    话说我终于求爷爷告奶奶搬好了家,安顿好老妈,找好工作,我憧憬美好的未来,我将进入新的领域,用辛勤工作换取幸福生活~~~~~

    砰!!!!!!你的公司资金链断了,你即将面临失业,还有,老友结婚红包的钱、老妈养老保险的钱、还朋友的债、承诺老爸的钱·····你要什么时候搞定啊!!!!!!

     

    难道谁在我身上做了一个广告,广告语就叫:“向我开炮!”?

     

    虽然奋斗拍得很好,但是不是所有80后都想那么拼命奋斗的好不好;

    你,你,你,你还有什么招数没使出来?

    再搞!再搞,偶就·····

    June 26

    满脑子工作

    生活,除了工作没别的事了()为什么在空间里写字这么慢呢,起码要等3秒钟,汗!!!
     
    做试驾会
    活动时间:2008年7月4日,星期五
    活动主题: “巅峰对决  静者无敌”
    活动地点:椒江中心大道底
    试驾车辆:
    老款天籁,天籁·公爵3.5L,Lexus es350普通版, Infiniti M35标准版
    邀约媒体:
    《台州广播电视报》、《台州日报》、《台州晚报》、《台州商报》、《温岭日报》、台州电视台财富频道、台州电视台新闻频道、黄岩电视台、台州交通广播、台州音乐广播、台州新闻广播;台州网、台州汽车网、台州信息港、黄岩港、温岭人网
    活动目的:让媒体能够提前真切体验新一代天籁的驾乘乐趣,促进传播
     
    n  媒体及大宗客户的接待:设立新天籁休息区,制作新天籁系列屏风(备水果、饮料、茶点)
                                     设立媒体采访专区,供活动前后媒体采访用。
    n  嘉宾签到,发放试驾T-恤,和试驾须知手册。
    n  检查嘉宾驾证,签订试驾协议,填写试驾前调查问卷。  
    n  给嘉宾讲解试驾路线及各路线需体会要点,便于嘉宾更好的体验天籁的卖点,增强客户的购买信心。
    n  嘉宾分组,大客户一人,媒体一人,专营店陪同一人(副驾驶室)
    n  陪同专营店人员在车内向媒体介绍车辆操控方式让试驾媒体熟悉车辆
    n  试驾车辆跟随前方引导车辆试驾,前方引导车根据路况,提示,试驾及试乘人员要经过路况和要体会车辆性能的方面。
    n  试驾结束后人员进休息区,休息区设置天籁解密等游戏,加深嘉宾对新天籁的了解。
    n  试驾结束后填写试驾后调查问卷,媒体采访。
    n   发放礼品,试驾结束。
     
    •试驾前期广宣:
    •台州音乐广播、交通广播、新闻广播电台全天18次,24秒/次;
    •广宣露出时间:6月16日-7月16日
    •广播稿:
    •水滴声,(缓慢)一滴,两滴,风声,(凤声渐响)狂风暴雨,吹倒物体的声音,折断树枝声,(渐渐趋于缓和),风吹竹林的沙沙声。男声:高手对决,动静间实力尽现。新一代天籁公爵携豪华轿车雷克萨斯、英菲尼迪7月举行巅峰试驾会,敬请关注东风日产各专营店。
    •试驾现场连线
    •与交通广播合作,全天播放天籁·公爵巅峰试驾进展情况,并插播介绍天籁公爵性能。
    •连线人:1.媒体:广电报;2.试驾客户-老天籁保有客户,雷克萨斯保有客户,英菲尼迪保有客户;3.专营店市场经理。
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    •短信内容:
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    很想写点什么心情,但是心情都没有了
    工作啊!!
     
    May 06

    汽车营销之色彩

    以前消费者选购汽车时,多半将目光投向价格、外形和配置,不会过多考虑颜色。然而在汽车外形日益趋同的今天,颜色已成为区别汽车造型的关键要素之一,同样品牌型号汽车可能会因车身颜色不同而有不同价格。色彩已经成为汽车品牌的符号特征。而汽车企业对色彩的大胆尝试,也使越来越多用色被消费者接受。奇瑞QQ、吉利汽车、上海大众POLO等丰富多彩的车身颜色不仅满足了年轻时尚消费者的购买需求,也为汽车厂家带来不菲利润。

     

      汽车颜色成新需求

     

      前两年,汽车色彩远不及价格、售后服务、品牌、配置、油耗等因素那么重要。如今,风尚已变,很多消费者将车体颜色作为购车重要因素来考虑。

     

      “我喜欢红色的POLO,时尚有活力,非常引人注目。”从事广告工作的刘小姐认为,红色给人跳跃、兴奋、欢乐的感觉,也很大胆、很热情,和她的性格很相似。而在机关工作的陈女士更钟情黄色,“我最喜欢嫩黄色。”陈女士告诉记者:“千里马有这种颜色。给人一种娇美的感觉,新潮又不很扎眼,很适合稳重型人士驾驶。”当记者问及为何看重汽车颜色时,两位女士均表示,当驾车行驶在大街小巷时,汽车颜色是最抢眼的,其次才是外形。

     

      消费者的感受和业内专家观点不谋而合。“当中国汽车市场持续增长时,庞大的消费群体已经成为主宰中国汽车市场发展的重要因素。在汽车外形日益趋同的今天,颜色已经成为区别轿车造型的关键因素之一。”中国汽车工程协会副秘书长韩镭表示,随着汽车从一种高端的、身份的象征和实用工具逐渐转变成大众、时尚产品,消费者不仅会看重汽车功能和性能,更会在意汽车的色彩,汽车颜色重要性越来越突出。

     

      颜色对人们的购买心理影响很大。一项调查表明,人们在挑选商品时存在一个“7秒钟定律”:面对琳琅满目的商品,人们只要7秒钟就可以确定对这些商品是否有兴趣。在这短暂而关键的7秒之中,色彩的作用达到67%,成为决定人们对商品喜好程度的重要因素。“奇瑞QQ之所以能够成功,其靓丽的色彩是成功关键。”平安证券汽车研究员袁青认为,QQ的十几种颜色满足了消费者对车身色彩的需求,改变了汽车黑白灰的老印象,迎合了时下消费者追求时尚心理。

     

      制造企业积极跟进

     

      日本立邦涂料有限公司设计中心最新研究发现,色彩可以为产品、品牌的信息传播扩展40%受众,提升人们认知理解力达75%。也就是说,在不增加成本的前提下,成功的色彩设计可以为产品增加15%~30%的附加值。

     

      在国外,世界汽车巨头都不敢小看这张牌的含金量。汽车公司每年都推出不同的汽车色彩,色彩的推出绝不是依据设计者喜好,而是有各自的色彩方案。如奥迪公司委托英国环球色彩公司来做汽车产品整体设计时,就是由奥迪公司选好准备推出的汽车款式,环球色彩公司提供10种到20种颜色,再由奥迪公司来确定设计不同颜色的汽车。德国大众历久弥新的经典款“新甲壳虫”为了体现其引领时尚潮流的文化理念,设计出落日橘、炫目银、太空绿、阿拉斯加绿、急速蓝、皇家海军蓝、魔力蓝等近20种颜色。

     

      颜色能带来利润,国内汽车企业当然不会放过这样的机会。上海大众率先推出苹果绿色POLO,让消费者耳目一新;奇瑞QQ的大胆用色,将这款小车的销量推向高峰。红色飞度、蓝色标致206、桔黄色雅绅特已成为其产品重要标志。“小型轿车色彩选择越来越丰富。”袁青认为,小型车多为家庭自用,因此,汽车厂家在设计颜色时,会着力渲染汽车的活泼、靓丽、动感、鲜艳及跳跃感,因此红色、黄色、绿色被广泛运用。像新POLO、思迪、乐风等经济型轿车,车身颜色更加夸张,锁定城市新潮消费者。

     

      色彩除了可以吸引消费者眼球外,还能影响汽车价格。在国外,因色彩决定的汽车销售价差可高达300美元,这并不是一个小数字。

     

      色彩之战悄然打响

     

      从POLO开始,汽车企业对色彩的大胆尝试一发而不可收。奇瑞QQ、吉利豪情、美日、美人豹、飞度、马自达6……越来越多汽车企业注重色彩营销,丰富多彩的颜色也给汽车商家带来厚厚订单。

     

      “色彩在汽车制造中的地位越来越重要。”中国流行色协会副会长梁勇表示,作为汽车营销的重要内容,色彩营销通过色彩理念设计创造来提升产品及服务附加值,与消费者个体性、情感性、感觉个性等精神层面相契合,在品牌设计、品牌实施和产品服务中形成品牌文化。一提到法拉利,我们脑海中马上浮现出火一般的红色,这就是色彩的力量。国内很多汽车制造企业也已经意识到汽车色彩的重要性,开始请国外色彩设计公司做设计。如吉利公司率先提出“色彩营销”理念,并进行历时3个多月,涉及各层次、几千名消费者的市场调研,经过数十位设计专家、美工大师的研讨论证,力图通过色彩来推动吉利品牌。事实证明,一段时间内,豪情的销售也在很大程度上依赖于其亮丽色彩。

     

      “奇瑞新款QQ6的颜色系统仍旧体现QQ的风格。”奇瑞汽车销售副总刘宏伟告诉记者,奇瑞QQ的多色系为其开拓了市场空间,新面世的QQ6三厢车还会在颜色上与众不同,给消费者提供更多颜色选择。而今年上市新车,无一例外地在色彩方面下足功夫。标致206共有十二种颜色可供消费者选择;北京现代雅绅特的外观颜色也达到7种;改款新POLO依旧主打红色,新增了滨海蓝和反光银。

     

      “很多汽车公司纷纷推出原创的具有中国特色的汽车颜色,因为他们已经意识到色彩在汽车营销中的重要性。很多人可能因为汽车颜色而做出不同选择。”袁青分析说,尽管色彩不是影响消费者购车的决定因素,但是色彩对人们购车的影响越来越大,尤其是新上市的紧俏车型,消费者往往愿意花很长时间等待自己喜爱的颜色。“在未来十年内,色彩将会成为核心卖点。”梁勇做出这样的预测。

     

    汽车颜色的重要性

     

    ·调查显示 五分之一的购车者在选车时只看颜色,有些人甚至在找到中意的颜色前干脆选择不买。
    ·调查显示 人在挑选商品时存在一个“7秒钟定律”:面对琳琅满目的商品,人们只要7秒钟就可以确定对这些商品是否有兴趣。在这短暂而关键的7秒钟时间里,色彩的作用达到67%。
    ·研究发现 色彩可以为产品、品牌的信息传播扩展40%的受众,提升人们的认知理解力达75%,也就是说,在不增加成本的基础上,成功的色彩设计可以为产品增加15%~30%的附加值。

     

    挑选汽车颜色ABC

    ·如果你非常偏爱某种颜色,选车就是这种颜色了。
    ·对车的颜色拿不定主意时,看看自己鞋子的颜色。
    ·对车漆的各种美容如同面部美容,是一把双刃剑。
    ·如果所在城市环境污染比较严重,最好选金属漆。
    ·再鲜艳的色彩都会逐渐暗淡这是油漆本身决定的。

    ·随着年龄增长,对颜色的喜欢也会逐渐发生变化。
    ·颜色分男性色、中性色和女性色,按性别来选吧。
    ·如果你是想买一辆公务车,颜色深点可能更稳重。
    ·如果是买商务车,颜色可能给你回报或吹掉业务。
    ·双色车或不同色的大包围可能有意想不到的效果。

     

    汽车颜色与车主性格

    ·红色 喜欢红色车的人性格易于冲动,热情洋溢。
    ·车主性格 喜欢跑车,潮流爱好者,喜表现自我。
    ·蓝色 喜欢蓝色车的人性格沉着冷静且容易满足。
    ·车主性格 凡事为人着想,头脑灵活,反应敏捷。
    ·黄色 喜欢黄色车的人性格比较活跃,喜欢挑战。
    ·车主性格 喜欢自己做主,恋爱方面则非常积极。
    ·白色 喜欢白色车的人多比较爱干净,乐观积极。
    ·车主性格 有超乎常人的适应能力,不喜欢表现。
    ·黑色 喜欢黑色车的人性格严谨,喜欢追求豪华。
    ·车主性格 性格多为沉郁及偏向双重性格。

    March 09

    SEX AND THE CITY

    晚上在家看欲望都市,就像重新回到了大学时代

    一堆女人窝在一张床上,一起大笑,一起熬夜

    然后在黑暗中讨论谁的性格像里面的谁?

    虽然我觉得自己的性格跟MIRANDA挺像,但我可不喜欢生活也像她一样!!

    经典台词如下:

     

     

    Sometimes a rose is just a rose.
    Jewelry, that's another story.
    有时候玫瑰就只是玫瑰
    如果是珠宝那就另当别论

    If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him.
    It's Darwinian. They're being weeded out from propagating the species.
    What about us?
    We're just choosey.
    要是男人超过三十岁还是单身
    那他一定有问题
    他们在进化过程中被淘汰
    那我们怎么说?
    我们只是太挑剔了

     

    That was the day I came face to face With my freak.
    The frightening woman whose fear ate her sanity.
    The truth is, it isn't just the men. It's all of us.
    Anyone who's single in Manhattan gets a little freaked out from time to time.
    But we keep trying,
    because you have to figure......if the world's fattest twins can find love, there's hope for all of us.
    Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us, understand us......and kiss our three heads and make it all better.
    就在那天
    我遇见了奇怪的自己
    一个理智被恐惧吃掉的疯女人
    不只是男人,而是每一个人
    每一个曼哈顿的未婚男女
    有时会做出怪异的举动
    但是我们仍不放弃
    最胖的双胞胎可以找到真爱
    我们也可以
    在某处总有另一个小怪人
    会爱我们,了解我们
    亲吻我们的三个怪头
    安慰我们

     

    The fact is, the act of cheating is de-fined by the act of getting caught.
    One doesn't exist without the other.
    偷情的行为
    要看有没有被抓到而定
    两者不能独立存在

     

    Once you try to change a man, it's doomed. They won't budge.
    The things you can work on are hair and wardrobe.
    Even then, it's a constant battle.

    你不可能改变男人
    他绝不会让步
    你所能做的就是在发型和穿着上做文章
    不过连那也是长期抗争

     

    When Single men have money, it's to their advantage.
    If a Single woman has money, it's a problem to be dealt with.

    如果一个单身男子有钱,这将是他的优势。

    但是如果一个单身女子有钱,这将是个麻烦。

    It's about the fact that I wasn't even a factor in his decision-making process..
    Men do this all the time.
    Women walking around thinking ''we.''
    And their version of ''we'' is ''me and my dick.''
    这是有关于他在做决定的时候甚至没有将我考虑在内。

    男人总是这样。

    女人想的总是“我们”,男人的“我们”指的则是“我和我的老二”

     

    In love relationships, there is a fine line between pleasure and Paln.
    In fact, it's a common belief that a re-lationship without Paln......is a rela-tionship not worth having.
    To some, Paln implies growth.
    But how do we know when the grow-ing Palns stop......and the ''Paln Palns'' take over?
    Are we masochists or optimists, if we continue to walk that Fine line?
    When it comes to relationships......how do you know when enough is enough?

    在爱情里快乐与痛苦仅一线之隔。事实上,人们普遍相信没有痛苦的恋爱不值得拥有。对某些人来说,痛苦意味着成长。

    但是我们怎么能知道何时成长的痛苦会转变成疼痛的痛苦?

    若我们继续走在那条线上,我们算是受虐狂还是乐观主义?

    谈到爱情,如何能知道是真的够了?

     

    It's slim pickings out there.
    You can't swing a Fendi purse without knocking over five losers.
    Where did all the great guys go?

    找到好男人的机会渺茫
    连甩个名牌皮包
    都会打到五个蹩脚货
    好男人都到哪儿去了?

     

    We spent our childhoods playing games.
    Were they all just primers for the games we played as adults?
    Were relationships just a big chess match: strategy moves, countermoves......all designed to keep your opponent off balance until you win?
    Was there such a thing as an honest relationship?
    Or was it true?
    Do you have to play games to make a relationship work?

    我们在童年玩的游戏
    是成年后所玩游戏的入门吗?
    男女交往
    是否只是一盘西洋棋局?
    策略、步法、反制
    全都设计好让对手失去优势
    直到赢得比赛为止?
    究竟有没有诚实的男女关系?
    这是真的吗?
    玩游戏是感情的成功之本?

     

    I wondered......were we all just victims
    of conditioned responses?
    Doomed to repeat the same unconscious relationship patterns?
    Were we all, in fact, just dating... ...the same person over and over again?
    我在想,我们是不是
    条件反射的受害者
    注定要无意识地重复
    某种感情模式?
    重复与某种特定
    类型的人交往?

     

    Maybe you don't believe it's for real unless somebody plays hard to get.
    When things come too easy, we're suspect.
    Do they have to get complicated before we believe they're for real?
    We're raised to believe that true love never runs smoothly.
    There always have to be obstacles in Act Two before you can live happily ever after in Act Three.
    But what happens when the obstacles aren't there?
    Does that mean there's something missing?
    Do we need drama to make a relationship work?
    除非某个人玩欲擒故纵的游戏
    当事情变得太容易
    我们就会产生怀疑
    难道一定要很复杂
    我们才相信是真的吗?
    我们从小就相信
    真爱必定历经波折
    第二幕一定会出现障碍
    然后才能在第三幕
    从此过着幸福快乐的生活
    但万一没有障碍怎么办?
    那是否意味着少了些什么?
    感情是否需要变得戏剧化
    才会成功?
     
    突然发现,此两处的观点和当代优秀女青年“北京女病人”博客中所说的实在是有异曲同工之妙呢(见“不靠谱磁石”)。可见不论中国美国,“大龄女青年”的感悟何其相似!
     

    You asked me to be here, and I wasn't sure if I could.
    Honestly... I mean, meeting the parents is so..
    Then I realized I wanna meet them but I didn't know if you still wanted me to.
    I've called and you haven't called me, so then I thought I'm just gonna go, because being in a relationship means taking a risk...a leap of faith.
    No matter how many times one might have been disappointed before .
    I said to myself I'm just gonna show up...be-cause you're a good man.
    A really good man.

    之前你叫我来,我不确定是否做得到,老实说和父母见面真的很后来我明白我想和他们见面,但我不知道你是否仍有此意,我一直打给你,而你都没回电,所以我就想干脆直接来,因为谈感情意味着冒险来个180度大转变,无论一个人过去对感情,失望多少次
    所以我对自己说我要现身
    因为你是个好男人
    一个非常好的男人

     

    We can feel totally good about our-selves.....and then it all goes out the window if the guy doesn't mirror it back to us.
    我们可能自我感觉非常好,但是如果男人不向我们反映这一点,那就全不是那么一回事。

     

    The only thing worse than being Sin-gle in your 30s is being Single in your 20s.

    唯一比三十几岁单身还惨的事
    就是二十几岁时孤零零一个人

    That week, back in the city, I won-dered what was the allure of the 20s?
    On one hand, there's great skin tone, the thrill of fresh experience......and the sense of a consequence free life full of endless possibilities.
    While on the other, there are horrible apartments, sexually inexperienced men......and embarrassing errors in fashion judgment. Should we fear these freshly minted, single women as a threat to our very survival......or pity  them as clueless half-wits about to get their dreams dashed......and illusions shattered?
    Twenty something girls......friend or foe?
    回到城里
    我纳闷二十多岁的魅力是什么
    气色很好
    对新奇的体验感到兴奋
    不计后果
    充满无限可能的人生
    同时住很糟糕的公寓
    交往没有性经验的男友
    以及穿没有品味的衣服
    我们是否该担心
    这些年轻的单身女子
    对我们的生存造成威胁?
    或者同情她们
    幻想即将破灭却一无所知?
    二十多岁的女孩

    是朋友还是敌人?

     

    And then I realized......twenty some-thing girls are just fabulous... ...until you see one with the man who broke your heart.

    二十多岁的女孩确实很迷人
    直到你看到她身边
    有个曾令你心碎的男人

     

    It's so interesting.
    Tell a man, ''I hate you'', you'll have the best sex of your life.
    But tell him, ''I Love you'', you'll probably never see him again.

    这句就不用翻译了。

     

    A ''good on paper guy'' is a guy With great credentials......who you always end up leaving for some hot guy......who rides a motorcycle and doesn't have a checking account.
    名义上的好男人
    拥有出色的背景资历
    最后你却永远会为了一个
    骑摩托车的浪子离他而去

     

    ''Your girl is lovely, Hubbell.''

    你太太很漂亮,赫伯

     

    难忘CARRIE转身离去的场景。。。。。。

     

    Then I had a thought, maybe I didn't break Big.
    Maybe the problem was he couldn't break me.
    Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed.
    Maybe they need to run free until they find someone......just as wild to run with.

    那时我想到
    也许我并未驯服大人物
    也许问题在于他无法驯服我
    也许有些女人注定不该被驾驭
    也许她们需要自由奔驰
    直到她们找到
    性情相投的伴侣一起同行

    March 02

    IE 用无厘头体验世界

    IE 创办人查利·托德是美国一名优秀的喜剧演员,但始终未能出人头地。一天,他突然意识到表演是不分时间场合的,于是创建了“IE”。

    IE活动基本上都以“5分钟”为标准,擅长将行为艺术和恶作剧相结合,在公共场合群体性地“制造景观”。

    IE组织原则“不获利、不违法、不羞辱他人”

    IE在世界各地都拥有分支,成员以青年居多。

    目前最轰动的是每年的“内裤地铁”景观,全球10多个城市的地铁在同一天出现相似一幕:穿五颜六色四角内裤的人,陆续拥入地铁车厢,然后旁落无人地听音乐,看杂志,发愣。

    最擅长的是集体“冷冻”。参与的人在同一时刻像被点了“葵花点穴手”一样,一动不动,5分钟后,自动恢复正常,陆续离开。

     

    参加我们的活动吧,发挥你的创意,集体收获欢乐,保证有一顿那么重!!呵呵

    IE taizhou 成立!!

    本人宣布成为IE GLOBAL第7840位会员
    我们是Improve Everywhere
    我们的口号是we cause scenses"我们制造景观"
     
    IE taizhou 召集有志参加冰冻行动的超级无聊人士
    3月9日 15:00  黄岩青年路肯德基门口   冰冻5分钟
     
     
    February 25

    吹响逍客“集结号”

     
    QASHQAI
     
    东风日产逍客粉墨登场了,接下来的日子注定忙乱到死。
    07年乱七八糟地过去了,压力大到晚上2点钟醒来郁闷得发脾气,因为睡不着了
    08年又是大挑战,唯一的办法就是变,变,变!以万变应变化。
    今年的工作好陌生,可是死活都要趟这趟浑水,豁出去了
     
    台州市场大搞逍客,第二季度就沉浸在越野竞技、户外野战、攀岩和武侠的世界里了
     
    恩,很期待
     
    如果这个方案我来写的话可能要保守很多,还是要虚心一点欧
     
    最重要,的集结号还没看呢,错过去电影院了,可恶!
    March 19

    口头禅,集合一下下!

    孝贤:“你懂我的意思吗?”
     野人:“可恶!”
     老魏:“天啊!”
     王伟狄:“你赢了!”
     汪勇跃:“他妈的!”
     胡卫风:“真当是的,妈的,哦,这样的阿! ”
     吴郡:“滚!”
     王雅兰:“他妈的!晕!”
     小强:“他妈的,太阳!”
     杨柳:“啊拉拉 ”
     王辉:“妈的!”
     黄丽慧:“晕倒!变态、神经病!”
     郑巧:“奶奶的熊!! ”
     小施:“天哪!”
     郑晓静:“烦死了~!”
     JAY(SHANGHAI): FUCK! 
     郑葱:“毛”
     陈勇刚:“嘿嘿,呵呵”
    TIRAMISU:天哪!
    Justin:WOW
    汪良安:啊西~~~
    王进:奶奶的
     平静:对
    郑丽红:器好笑V, 要死啊
     
     
    ·····
    =====
    -----
    ‘’‘’‘
    ;;;;;
    、、、、、
    @@@@
     
    各位人类
    到此一游,请留口头禅一句!

    Albert Porta Zush Evru

    他是祖叙,也是依夫鲁
    祖叙曾被关进精神病疗养院
    后来又进了麻省理工
     
    依夫鲁21岁的时候是个嬉皮士
    喜欢吸食大麻
    总想着要创造新鲜事务
    他在疯人院的时候有一个疯子好朋友
    总是称呼他“你好祖叙”
    依夫鲁告诉他这不是他的名字
    疯子当然不甩他
    还以为这不过是一个得了健忘症的疯子
    被叫了三个月,他真成祖叙了
     
    2000年,在巴塞罗那,当代美术馆
    祖叙凭借一个行为艺术作品重生,成为依夫鲁
    他有自己的国家
    有自己的货币、国歌、国旗、语言和护照
    “其他国家的公民”可以通过“依夫鲁国出入境管理局”来参与他作品的互动
     
    EVRUGO的支柱产业是制造讽刺武器
    用快乐和愉悦克敌
    这个国家的财富是思想
    国策是创造性的自我未了
    宗旨是追求幸福获取快乐
    这个国家可以随身携带,不具侵略性但是在不断扩展
     
    这个国家的广告语是“如果你建立了自己的精神国都,我们可以建立外交关系”
     
     
    March 16

    煮熟的汤圆,飞了

    魏魏同志一片古道热肠
    托我们小西施给我带了沉沉的一袋元宵汤圆
     
    知道资本主义发达国家的苦恼吧
    东西太多,恐怕浪费啊
     
    只好打电话给阿不要到王进的电话
    然后将这些货分销掉
     
    晚上奔回家去
    打算撑死也不能浪费了
     
    结果在白白损耗了阿不宝贵的人力物力之后
    却煮出一陀陀晕开的芝麻汤圆
     
    虽然从质量守恒的定律来看
    芝麻和白面都一样不缺
     
    誒,还是忍痛割爱吧
     
    我的胃还是很开心
    因为不用承受过多的压力了
     
    阿门
    March 15

    学鬼子话

    今天的头条
    阿不学日语拉
    她的日语名字变成了徐攸筱攸叶攸
    整个让人笑到肠子打结
     
    在被台湾废物偶像剧吸引之前
    她是有读了一会会儿
    据说是背出了片假名、平假名
     
    阿不学日语还是很有前途
    毕竟大家的方言说得都挺标准的
     
    哇哇
    我的西班牙语呀
    天可怜见
    March 07

    china stock market

    never the brief history of chinese stock market has there a boom like this.and score time investors are grabbing the boom run by horn.jushu lian has been following his perfolian everyday for the past 20 years in this beijing progreat.every monday,he says, more and more are joining in on the heart would the investors watching the
    most come here for one thing,he told me,they win some then they lose some,and then they have to win it back.casinos are illegal on china mainland, and the analyst stock market has been the best thing.
    they love playing stock market,but the trouble with stock market is that it bears no relation with the stock market, it bears no relation to the health of the economies.it's like play with universe.
    in recent weeks, there have been repeated government warning that most shares over-value and the bubble could be in the making.despite it seems most investors just dont care.they want to repeat the china's booming economy,and this the place they get it. 
    and to do that, there is a total evidence
    and about report shop,luxriou cast feel lost, but most of the bussiness said the manager is from the pouring customer.
     
    with the stock market so strong, we've been advise the customers not to invest their money in rationally stocks.
    in a country where communist leaders once declare to get rich,floriou,
    but china's new small time investors could still learn in the hard way that often what goes up also goes down.
     
     
     
    Never in the great history of China's stock market has been in the boom like this, and full time investors are grabbing the boom run by the horns. Amonng them, Zhu Shuliang, he's been following his small portfolio everyday for the past 12 years at this Beijing brokerage. "Every month" he says:"more and more are joining in on the hard-willing adventures, watching the electronic numbers to buy." "Most come here for one reason" he told me:"they win some and then they lose some, and then they have to win it back."

    Casinos are illegal on China's mainland, and analysts warned the stock market has become the next best thing.

    They love playing the stock market, for the trouble with the stock market, it's not based,no relations to the economy, there's no relation of health companies. It's like a parallel universe.

    In recent weeks, there have been repeated government warnings that most shares are overvalued and a bubble could be in the making. Despite that though, it seems many Chinese investors just don't care. They want to piss the accident of China's booming economy and this is the place they come to get it.

    And to do that, there is * evidence of the growing number of willings put their homes out for cash. At the Bao Rui Tong pawn shop, luxury cars filled the lot outside, but most of the business, says the manager, is from customer's calling real estate.

    The stock market is so strong, we've been advising our customers not to spend their money irrationally on stocks.

    In a country where Communist leaders once to glad to get rich and glorious a little irrationally zoom brand seems only be expected. Then many of Chinese new, small time investors could still learn the hard way often what goes up also comes down.
    March 06

    market meltdown

    it's the worst one day celebrate on wall street since  9/11 attack. stock price crunch today, across the board, around the world. the dow jones stock industrial averag was down about  460 points at the closing bell. and one point fell unusually fast because of the computer quitz. alice in new york has more on what drive the market dropping down. and one of big fact is the big drop in china. overnight to cause the u.s market to drop, the asian market now begins to open for the next day there. r we going to see anything that comfort us or things should long us? we should be a little bother that tokyot opened 15 minutes ago, we have been given the word that market's stock has down almost 4% now.we r feeling the revolt that what's start in asia back in asia.within an hour we will see shanghai open again which is where it started. then in two hours we will see hongkong. then in a few hours in london,frankford,we will be back to u.s market what we have here is a communication drove or force to drive the market down for the first sample hours.there is no surprise, john,all the evidence of the economic members that was sell off in china,we expected the market to be lower,all of a sudden, at about 2:59pm,we went from 300 point lost which was a big deal anyway.to a 400 point lost at a minute or a 446 points lost, this all happened inside of three minutes.at the close of the market at 3:59 of four o'clock,there is wide spread bulling on the florid exchange,u can hear that.something is wrong, this is not a normal sell out.within an hour, we had acknowlegment from the dow jones and the new york stock exchange.there is some kind of glitch, we dont know what the glitch, but it accelerate the effective today.what ending was there, u can see a 416 points lost at the close. it's a major lost for the dow,what we are watching for is whether this continue to have effect around the world or whether this got moderated.the moment the news isn't good, tokyo is opened with almost 4% lost, john. and now u say we dont know a lot about this glitch,have we heard a lot from this      , r they confident? to a degree that tommorrow is another tuff day, we  r gonna have another punch?
    well, there is definitly have a glitch in the tabulation,they couldnt keep up with the trade, so what happened is that the dow jones which is now open.....
    the dow is decided to switch to its back up system,all that trading that was happening caught up to it and u saw this drop within three minutes,  they said the drop should have happened in 40 or 60 minutes,it happened over 3 minutes.
    we r not clear on, we r pushing finance from new york stock exchange,was there a trading problem?was there a computer glitch to cause this sell out condition?
     it's very unusual to see 400 or 500 point drop on dow jones without very clear problems in the economy.
    we dont have any evidence, john.
     
     
     
     
    It's the worst one day sell up on Wall Street since after the 9.11 attacks, stock prices plunge today, across the board and around the world. The Dow Jones Industry Average was down about 416 points at the closing bill and that one point that fall unusually fast in part because of a computer glitch. CNN's Ali Velshi is in New York with more on what's driving the market down, Ali, one of the big factors was the big drop in China overnight that cause the US market to drop. The Asian markets now are beginning to open for the next day there, are we seeing anything that we should come for us or things that should along with us?

    Now in figuration probably a little be a little bother. The Tokyo open 15 minutes ago we are not getting were the dark market is down almost 4% now so, we are feeling the reverbal what's started in Asia, back in Asia. With an hour and a half we'll see Shanghai open again which is where this started and in two hours we'll see Hong Kong, then in a few hours London and Frankfurt we'll be back to US market cause we have here is a combination afforce that drove the market down for the first several hours a day there was no surprise John all the evidence were the economic numbers that was the sell off in China. We expect the markets to be lower but then all of a sudden, at about 2:59 p.m. we went from a 300 point loss which is a big deal anyway, to a 400 point loss with a minute and then a 500 point loss all the way, a 546 points. This all happen in sight of three minutes. At the close of the market at 3:59, at 4 o'clock, there was wide spread b* on the floor of the exchange you can hear at there. He's a trader and says that something was wrong, this is not in normal sell on. Within an hour, we had acknowledgements from the Dow Jones and the New York Stock Exchange that there were some kind of a glitch that we don't know whether that glitch was in the counting or in the trading, but it's seen to have accelerated the effective today. We're ending up with there you can see a 416 point loss at the close. It's a major loss for the Dow, the thing that we are watching force whether this continues to have an effect around the world or whether this gets moderated, the moment the news isn't good, Tokyo is opened with almost a 4% loss, John.

    And Ali, you see we don't know a lot about this glitch, have we heard from * officials are they confident, that they at least figure it out to the degree that evidence have another tough day tomorrow we won't have another glitch.

    Well, we, we.. the confidence there was definitely a glitch in the tabulation. Is..they couldn't keep up with the trades, so what happened is that one point the Dow Jones which is not in the New York Stock Exchange, they tabulated the results. But Dow decided the switch to its back up system and doing so, all of that, that trading that was happening called up to it and you saw this drop within three minutes. They're saying the drop shouldn't have happened over 4 or a few minutes. It happened over 3 minutes. We are not clear on it, we are pressing finance from the New York Stock Exchange, was there a trading problem? Was there a compute glitch that cause the acceleration of this, this so it is very unusual to see a four and five hundred point drop on the Dow Jones without very clear evidence that's a problem in ecomony. We don't have any evidence, John.